Tu es génétiquement une tapette

I have such a fun idea for a game, you like games don't you? That's silly, that's a silly question because EVERYONE loves games! So you must! Especially around this time of year, and I know you live any excuse to whip out that tiny, itty bitty cock of yours, so let's play a jerking off game, shall we? You have to agree to it before I tell you more, so take out that tiny cock and start jerking, come on start jerking! Oh my! Well, here is the game, the first person to cum gets to keep their cock! OH! Oh my! I can cum as quickly or slowly as I like so this is going to be a tiny challenge for you, isn't it! And just like that I've already cum, I suppose that means that you're going to have to lose your tiny penis, huh? I just so happen to have some scissors here that I think just might do the trick, are you familiar with the word Penectomy? I think you're going to enjoy your new life a LOT!